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I don’t believe in letting kids wear jackets. Jackets are products shilled to us by Big Jacket industry to make us dependent on harmful pieces of polyester and wool that can cause schizophrenia after wearing them, this has been shown by many studies. When it’s -90 degrees outside you should just send your naked child outside into the snow, the human body has natural oils on the skin that will protect and warm the body; wearing jackets are very harmful and strip these necessary oils away, studies have shown. Kids have actually been shown to be much WARMER when running outside in freezing temperatures with no clothes on compared to kids who wear jackets.

I feel so bad when I see warmly bundled children outside because their parents are just asking them to grow up schizophrenic. I’ve started a group on Facebook for moms who are anti-jackets, PM me if you want to be invited. So far none of our kids have caught any schizophrenia so far, which is a huge success. A lot of them have died from hypothermia though, which is just a random strange occurrence we probably never will understand.